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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Drug Dealers Defeat Teachers: New Poll

Some surprising results turned up in a new Gallup poll. The poll asked parents to rank occupations according to how much they hoped their children aspired to the profession. Among the most desired were perennial favorites, doctors and lawyers. Nurses also did well. Although they fell 3% from last year's ranking, nurses still managed to come in third place.

Teachers, however, did not fair so well. Two years ago they came in third place; this year they scored below drug dealers. Asked to comment on the poll results, Karen Lewis, who heads the Chicago Teachers Union said, "We have been attacked for years. So I'm not surprised that parents do not see our profession as a viable career choice for their children."

Still teachers can take solace in knowing that they continue to score above dentists, who have come in last place for ten consecutive years.

The full poll results were as follows:


Ranking

Profession
% of Parents Ranking Profession First
1
Doctor
44
2
Lawyer
20
3
Nurse
16
4
Accountant
10
5
Drug Dealer
6
6
Teacher
3
7
Dentist
1


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1 comment:

  1. Shocking results but true...Nice survey....Very less percent of kids want to become a teacher..
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